Thursday, October 12, 2006
Broke, Straight and Slightly Creepy
Some porn websites get you hard and get you off. Some are well produced but just aren’t your thing. And some must be hot to someone somewhere, but you may find it disgusting and disquieting. But of all of them I’ve stroked-off to, I’ve never found another porn site like BrokeStraightBoys.com.
The boys are straight, slightly desperate, and right off the street. They aren’t like the guys at sites like SeanCody.com or CorbinFisher.com. Those men are muscular and gorgeous. The Broke Boys generally are not. They are often fine looking, but they don’t have the stunning good looks the studs on the other sites have, that is reminiscent of professional baseball players or Playgirl models (Which, needless to say, are often the same thing.) The Broke Boys are those average guys you see on the street and sometimes think to yourself, “Hummmm, I wonder what he looks like naked and hard.”
Here’s the unique set-up. A broke guy agrees to sit in front of the camera and jack-off (a “paid interview”) auditioning for a straight porn video. They get naked, hard and start stroking. Suddenly there is a knock at the hotel room door. Because of a (premeditated) scheduling snafu, another guy has shown up for his audition. Oh, dear! Well, our unseen director decides why not do both auditions together (He decides this in all the clips, of which there are many.) The second guy strips, sits on the couch next to the first guy, and starts whacking.
Out of nowhere, the director suggests one of the guys should “help your buddy out.” The stud stops dead (every single time) and pleads he is straight. Well, would you do it for another 50 bucks? A pause. “No, we’re straight, dude.” How about another 100 dollars? “Well, okay, that‘ll be fine.”
Pretty soon they’re jacking each other off, and then the director has another idea. To make a long story short, roughly 400 dollars later they’re sucking each other and then (usually) one gets fucked and ends up coated in sticky cum. Oddly, when the sex is over and the guys are panting and sweaty (and still naked), the director asks the boys what they thought of their boy-on-boy experience. Almost to a man they say they enjoyed it.
Honestly, I don’t think these guys are faking it. I think they really are cash-strapped straight guys who will do most anything to pay the rent. If these are actors, then start handing out the Oscars, because they are completely believable without any of the false line readings that even the best porn stars have a tendency to deliver. This is too real. So real it has to be real.
My favorite of the hunks is a hot, blonde muscle boy (rare at this site) who brings his buddy in so they can both make a little extra dough. Yes, the usual scenario is followed, but during the blow-job section, the blonde starts rimming his buddy's firm bubble-butt. The surprised director even asks if they’ve done this kind of thing before. “No, no, dude, we’re straight.” When his friend shoves his very large cut cock up the blonde’s ass-hole it only takes about six strokes before the blonde shoots his copious load all over his own stomach. I have to admit, I just love it.
So, how would I describe my visceral reaction to this website; Love it, Don’t care, or Repulsed by it? Well, I think it’s nasty, unusual and very, very erotic in an odd power-hungry sort of way. But there is always a moment while you’re watching these clips when you think to yourself, “Oh, Jesus, this is just wrong.” My roommate can’t watch these clips at all. He says it makes him feel -- and I quote -- “Eckey and Uhggey.” I’m not sure what that means exactly, but I understand the sentiment.
As a side note, I was surfing really bad TV shows on a recent Saturday afternoon and came across a program called That’s Just Wrong. It’s kind of a Jackass rip-off, but one of the things they did on the show was find early twenty-something guys on the street and offer them $20.00 to kiss another straight guy. And they go for it, although one guy did hold out for $40.00. It made me laugh, but it also made me horny. I had to run right to the computer and have a jack-off session to a couple of those Broke Straight Boys.
And this time I didn’t feel either Eckey or Uhggey.
A Few Stills From Broke Straight Boys
The boys are straight, slightly desperate, and right off the street. They aren’t like the guys at sites like SeanCody.com or CorbinFisher.com. Those men are muscular and gorgeous. The Broke Boys generally are not. They are often fine looking, but they don’t have the stunning good looks the studs on the other sites have, that is reminiscent of professional baseball players or Playgirl models (Which, needless to say, are often the same thing.) The Broke Boys are those average guys you see on the street and sometimes think to yourself, “Hummmm, I wonder what he looks like naked and hard.”
Here’s the unique set-up. A broke guy agrees to sit in front of the camera and jack-off (a “paid interview”) auditioning for a straight porn video. They get naked, hard and start stroking. Suddenly there is a knock at the hotel room door. Because of a (premeditated) scheduling snafu, another guy has shown up for his audition. Oh, dear! Well, our unseen director decides why not do both auditions together (He decides this in all the clips, of which there are many.) The second guy strips, sits on the couch next to the first guy, and starts whacking.
Out of nowhere, the director suggests one of the guys should “help your buddy out.” The stud stops dead (every single time) and pleads he is straight. Well, would you do it for another 50 bucks? A pause. “No, we’re straight, dude.” How about another 100 dollars? “Well, okay, that‘ll be fine.”
Pretty soon they’re jacking each other off, and then the director has another idea. To make a long story short, roughly 400 dollars later they’re sucking each other and then (usually) one gets fucked and ends up coated in sticky cum. Oddly, when the sex is over and the guys are panting and sweaty (and still naked), the director asks the boys what they thought of their boy-on-boy experience. Almost to a man they say they enjoyed it.
Honestly, I don’t think these guys are faking it. I think they really are cash-strapped straight guys who will do most anything to pay the rent. If these are actors, then start handing out the Oscars, because they are completely believable without any of the false line readings that even the best porn stars have a tendency to deliver. This is too real. So real it has to be real.
My favorite of the hunks is a hot, blonde muscle boy (rare at this site) who brings his buddy in so they can both make a little extra dough. Yes, the usual scenario is followed, but during the blow-job section, the blonde starts rimming his buddy's firm bubble-butt. The surprised director even asks if they’ve done this kind of thing before. “No, no, dude, we’re straight.” When his friend shoves his very large cut cock up the blonde’s ass-hole it only takes about six strokes before the blonde shoots his copious load all over his own stomach. I have to admit, I just love it.
So, how would I describe my visceral reaction to this website; Love it, Don’t care, or Repulsed by it? Well, I think it’s nasty, unusual and very, very erotic in an odd power-hungry sort of way. But there is always a moment while you’re watching these clips when you think to yourself, “Oh, Jesus, this is just wrong.” My roommate can’t watch these clips at all. He says it makes him feel -- and I quote -- “Eckey and Uhggey.” I’m not sure what that means exactly, but I understand the sentiment.
As a side note, I was surfing really bad TV shows on a recent Saturday afternoon and came across a program called That’s Just Wrong. It’s kind of a Jackass rip-off, but one of the things they did on the show was find early twenty-something guys on the street and offer them $20.00 to kiss another straight guy. And they go for it, although one guy did hold out for $40.00. It made me laugh, but it also made me horny. I had to run right to the computer and have a jack-off session to a couple of those Broke Straight Boys.
And this time I didn’t feel either Eckey or Uhggey.
A Few Stills From Broke Straight Boys
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IF you think these dudes are really straight, you should buy this great bridge in Arizona I own. Several of these guys have been on multiple gay porn sites already, participating in every mannner of hardcore gay sex. Don't be so gullible.
I agree with tarheelhombre. I've seen almost all of the guys on this siteon other sites also claiming to have "Never done anything like this before". I must state once and for all for the record that staight guys don't have sex with men even for money. If they are having sex with men then they are at least bisexual if not gay. I know that there is no way I could have sex with a girl no matter how much money you threw at me.
# posted by 
: 9:53 PM
: 9:53 PM
Very interesting thoughts, guys. I had no idea these guys have shown up on other gay sites and porn videos.
But I have to ask what you think about the whole gay-for-pay kind of porn stars. I know they exsist, and can perform (see my earlier post about Caverject, the hard-on injection.)
And I most certianly identify as gay, but had a long reloationship with a woman when I was in college (I'll write all about that, someday. I think you all would find it most entertaining.) And, God knows, there are a lot of guys who are married for years, have children, and wake up one morning and realise they are much more into guys. Shit happens -- as they say.
But I have to ask what you think about the whole gay-for-pay kind of porn stars. I know they exsist, and can perform (see my earlier post about Caverject, the hard-on injection.)
And I most certianly identify as gay, but had a long reloationship with a woman when I was in college (I'll write all about that, someday. I think you all would find it most entertaining.) And, God knows, there are a lot of guys who are married for years, have children, and wake up one morning and realise they are much more into guys. Shit happens -- as they say.
Denial is a very strong thing. These guys who were married may say they didn't know that they were gay, but the truth is they always knew but believed it was wrong and tried to be straight because they have been told since they were young that you grow up, get married and have kids. Nobody just wakes up one day and says "I turned gay over night". It's more likely that you suppressed that part of you because of what you thought society expected of you.
As for "Gay for Pay" I would think that if you were able to do it then somewhere along the line you enjoyed it. I don't know one straight guy who would or could have sex with a guy even if he had an artificial erection.
As for "Gay for Pay" I would think that if you were able to do it then somewhere along the line you enjoyed it. I don't know one straight guy who would or could have sex with a guy even if he had an artificial erection.
# posted by : 8:35 PM
: 8:35 PM
I think much of what you're saying is true, Tom. Howver, when it comes to sexuality, I'm as gay as you can be. Not interested in the ladies at all. But, when I was in college I was extremely bisexual. I lived with a woman (although we used to go out and pick up sailors and sandwich them -- I'll write all about that someday) and I participated in a lot of orgies with both men and women, where you just rolled over and grabbed whomever was there and started going for it.
Yes, I could have been in deniel about my true sexuality, and I think some of that is probably true. But I had a great time fucking women and men at the same time. So, I guess what I'm saying is, sometimes people change. And, as you said, sometimes people just come to terms with who they really are.
But I agree it would be difficult for a totally straight guy to have sex with another guy, even for money. I know I'd have trouble today going down on a women, even for a healthy pile of cash. It just isn't part of me. Maybe Kinsey was right, that no one is completely straight or completely gay, but we're all various degrees of bisexual.
Still, I wouldn't mind re-living a few of those orgies again. They were amazingly fun, and because we were in college at the time, all the participents were young, horny, experimental, and good-looking. Shaw was so right; "Why is youth wasted on the young?"
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Yes, I could have been in deniel about my true sexuality, and I think some of that is probably true. But I had a great time fucking women and men at the same time. So, I guess what I'm saying is, sometimes people change. And, as you said, sometimes people just come to terms with who they really are.
But I agree it would be difficult for a totally straight guy to have sex with another guy, even for money. I know I'd have trouble today going down on a women, even for a healthy pile of cash. It just isn't part of me. Maybe Kinsey was right, that no one is completely straight or completely gay, but we're all various degrees of bisexual.
Still, I wouldn't mind re-living a few of those orgies again. They were amazingly fun, and because we were in college at the time, all the participents were young, horny, experimental, and good-looking. Shaw was so right; "Why is youth wasted on the young?"
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