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I was looking back over some of my past posts here at Porn Watcher, and was thinking about the naked pictures of Heath Ledger I posted a few months ago, and the hard-core montage from Colin Farrell‘s amateur fuck video. I was thinking about them, because I just found a montage of Ewan Mac Gregor from the outstanding art film, The Pillow Book.

I saw The Pillow Book years ago when it was first released and loved it. I thought it was an insightful and touching film, but what has stuck in my memory the longest was that Mr. Mac Gregor appeared naked in the movie -- a lot! And it was full frontal. And it was impressive. He has a great big, beautifully shaped dick. And although it never becomes erect in the film, it is still a great big, beautifully shaped dick!

And so finding this montage on the web a couple days ago brought all those terrific memories back. And, besides, I knew you’d want to see it.

So here’s Ewan naked from The Pillow Book. Enjoy.

Okay, there’s recently been a lot of comments here at Porn Watcher about the Brother’s Fucking clip I wrote about on July 28th in the Philadelphia Freedom post. A friend gave me a DVD copy of it without telling me where he found it. A lot of readers wrote in suggesting it came from a lot of different places. Well, I’ve done a little research and found out where the clip actually originated.

It is in fact from Treasure Island Media. It’s the first scene in a film called Swallow.



The Russell Brothers (Tyler and Nick) kiss, suck, fuck until Nick shoots cum all over Tyler‘s face and into his mouth. That’s followed by a six man orgy and the film finishes with a horny couple. As reader Tim told us in his comment under More Brothers & A Lot More Hair below (August 10th posting), these scene are all bareback and feature cum eating, in fact every jizz shot is consumed by one hot guy or another.

The film, directed by Paul Morris, was produced in 2000. Check out more information about Swallow at http://www.treasureislandmedia.com/tivideo/swallow.htm

There is also a link to a page detailing how director Morris discovered the brothers, and it’s kind of fun to read --- and kind of hot. Check it out and enjoy.

Here are a few pictures of the Russell Brothers from Swallow doing what they love doing. Check it and them out.

I love getting emails from readers and recently received one asking quite an interesting question. I was asked if every time I watch a porn film or read a dirty story or serf the net for sex, I write about it here at Porn Watcher. I’m sorry to say the answer is no. There just isn’t enough time for me to write a detailed break-down every time I jack-off to pre-produced porn.

I know if you follow this blog, it may seem like that’s all I am interested in or do. It doesn't appear this way but the truth is I really do have a life and a job and other hobbies. So although I stroke my cock almost everyday, and even though I do look at hot pictures of hard cock, sweaty sex and spurting sperm nearly every day, I just don’t have time to describe every one of my whacking events.

I’m not saying I’m not obsessed with adult material, I am. There just aren’t enough hours in my day to compose a post about every film or picture or story I look at while playing with myself. I wish I could, but I’m afraid you’d get bored for one thing. And, if I wrote about my chicken choking each time I choked the chicken I wouldn’t have time for any chicken choking!

It’s a nasty catch 22, isn’t it?

Okay, I’ll admit it, I’m kind of a foreign movie freak. I love films by Kurosawa, Bergman, Fellini and Fassbinder (Yes, I‘ve even seen all sixteen and a half hours of Berlin Alexanderplatz, and enjoyed every second of it.) I love these movies. And I’m just enough of a snob that I don’t want to see them dubbed. I like subtitles, mostly because I want to hear the actors’ original interpretations of the lines, even if I can’t understand what they’re saying. Often the dubbed foreign films I’ve seen have been translated oddly, so the dialogue almost doesn’t make sense.

But none have been as ludicrously dubbed as a straight Scandinavian porn flick I purchased recently titled What Women Need from Phoenix Releasing. Directed by and starring the blonde bombshell Ingrid Swede, the film dwells too long on exposition dialogue and with setting up scenes, but the sex is hot and nasty, the women slutty in the best possible way, and the sex scenes plentiful (running time is a remarkable 145 minutes.) Other than Ms. Swede the cast is entirely mono-monikered: Pirkoo, Lucika, Angelica, Melica, Ray, Samson, Martin. And did I mention the men are very hot? In fact, I bought the film because of a hot stud wearing a white uniform on the back cover. And, even better for me, I’ve never seen any of these guys before, and with one exception, they’re muscular, handsome and hung. The only problem is there is no way of telling which guy is which, and so it's impossible to figure out which of the hot men is Samson and which is Martin.

I didn’t know Ms. Swede’s work as a director before I got this video, but I’ll be looking for more of her films next time I head to the porn store. A group of four women at a dinner party are discussing what turns them on sexually. That’s the whole plot. Of course we see each of the things that get these ladies going, and some of the sequences are amazingly hot. We see a dildo salesman pitching his wares to a young girl, a woman seducing a boxer in the locker room, a male masseuse who uses more than just his hands, and a women’s private performance by a male stripper is interrupted by her husband who then joins the fun. The finest scene is the finale, and it’s the only time Ms. Swede performs sexually. She is banged by three stunning men, hungrily sucking their large cocks while they’re fucking her in every conceivable position. They end the sequence by dumping load after load of hot jizz all over her. She looks at the camera, the rivulets of cum dripping off her face onto her ample tits, smiles, and then the topper: The work “Slut” is superimposed over her image. Just terrific.

The problem? The English translation used to dub the lines was not written by someone for whom English is a first language. It’s not just that the over lengthy dialogue scenes are boring, that could be true if the film were viewed in Swedish. It’s that grammar and scansion are no where in evidence. We are subjected to such lines as “Let me show to you my many sex toys, which we can then play with and taste.” Or “Sex is many times much fun.”

The actors reading the English translation are heavily accented, mostly with Swedish accents. The exception is for a hot Asian girl who fucks and sucks in the massage scene; for some reason, she has an Italian accent.

I certainly recommend What Women Need. I’m just telling you to watch it with the sound turned off. Imagine what they’re saying to each other. Whatever you make-up will be better than what's actully coming out of their mouths.

A reader named Kevin emailed me yesterday with a comment about the Brother’s Fucking clip I wrote about a few days ago.

I just found your blog, read the article about the Brothers Fucking video clip, and tried - but was unable to leave a response... so I hope you don't mind me replying to you directly.
The clip ISN'T from Sean Cody, but it's listed as such on Limewire, which is a free file sharing service, and where I downloaded the clip.
Coincidentally, I happened to stumble on the true origin of the clip recently: Treasure Island Media (although I haven't been able to find the actual page again at the moment). There, it confirms that the two guys ARE real brothers: it goes into more detail about how it all began, which seems to prove it's genuine. Also, Nick (the older brother) tells some stories of his sexual exploits as a cycle courier: the one with the straight college guy is sizzling!
I hope this has been of help to you.
By the way, I'm a pube fan too! And just in case you're interested you can check out some pics of mine here...
http://www.juicygoo.com/imagecontributions/gallery.php?galleryid=130
...pubes intact!
Have fun!

The pictures of Kevin’s hairy body and huge cock are stunning, so check them out. And, as a preview, here’s another picture of him he took just last night, howling at the full moon.



Thanks, Kevin! For everything!

The Universe is funny sometimes. The other night I wrote about the extraordinary straight classic, I Like To Watch, and all of a sudden today a friend emails me a picture from it without knowing it was from one of my favorite films.

As I said, porn icon Bridgitte Monet (who, we’ve since learned, may or may not have been psycho in real life) would only fuck boyfriend David Cannon on screen. That is, except on two occasions; Once with John Leslie in Talk Dirty To Me 2, and a second time with Mike Horner in I Like To Watch. And that brings us to the picture my buddy sent.

It’s a shot from the final scene in the movie, where Horner and Monet go for it in a television studio. Sure they think no one is watching, but … Here is the picture of Bridgitte blowing Mike. Very hot. And frankly, I’ve never seen this still before, but I‘m thrilled to have it now. If you have any other stills you're willing to share from I Like To Watch I'd love to have them. Throw me an email at axelg58@hotmail.com.

So if you needed any additional motivation to see this fine film, here it is.

I went to the local porn store to go a renting this weekend. I found a terrific gay film from the wonderful folks at Falcon Productions called Taking Flight, Part One. If the sequel is anything like what I saw last night, I’ll be needing two more nights to get all the way through it. Taking Flight has some major structural problems, but in the end it is a cum-buster!

The adorably muscled Jason Adonis plays an airline pilot, and the film follows his sexual escapades as he flies around the world picking up hot men. From London to San Francisco he frequents sleazy night spots and even sleazier bathhouses. While the horny guys he meets at these places are always ready to suck, rim and fuck at the drop of a hat (or at the drop of Adonis' pants), there is just as much cock pumping going on midair during the flight, 30,000 feet up as there is on the ground.

The sexual scenes are uniformly hot and sweaty, but unfortunately also somewhat uniformly formulaic. What happens in the first scene is what happens in the final scene just with different men, every sexual activity occurs in the exact same order in every scene. Yes, the guys are stunningly hot, and what they’re doing is nasty and very enjoyable, but knowing what’s about to happen before it does takes some of the entertainment value out of the experience.

The film predominantly focuses on cock-sucking, heavy rimming (one of my favorite things in a porn flick) and fucking. Those three things happen in each scene, and in that exact order every time. It’s always hot when they begin to go for it, but each time a new activity is shown, it goes on far too long, and I fast-forwarded to the next position change almost every time.

Taking Flight, Part One features four couplings and one extremely nasty group sex sequence with six filthy sex-pigs. What I most liked about this video was the men. There are few twinks in evidence here. These are real men: muscular, unshaven, experienced, nasty and enthusiastic. They know how to enjoy agressive man sex and expect their partner to know how to enjoy it as well. The boner inducing international all-star cast includes Matthew Rush (listed as the star, but only appearing in one scene), Arpad Miklos, Ashley Long, Brad Patton, Corbin Michaels, Dean Monroe, Gus Mattox, Josh Weston (the only member of the cast to be featured in more than one scene), Kent Larson, Maxx Diesel, Nate Alexander, Troy Rebel and many others.

The biggest discovery for me was Collin O’Neal, who fucks Weston in the final scene. Massive muscles, handsome face, hairy chest with large, lickable nipples, everything about this guy is hot. I can’t wait to find more of his videos and see him do much, much more.

Both parts of Taking Flight were directed in 2004 by Chris Steele. Steele, always stunning in his own past sexual appearances, is becoming an adult gay video director to be reckoned with (Watch out Chi Chi LaRue and Jerry Douglass.) He likes men with chest hair and, occasionally, even a full patch of pubes. (Now, Chris, could we please have hairy, unshaved balls and everyone with furry, untrimmed pubes?) All these men obviously love having sex. And even though the sex becomes predictable, this movie is hot. Let’s just hope Taking Flight, Part Two can live up to its predecessor. If it isn’t as hot as this flick, well … that’ll give my cock a nose dive.

Here's a few stills from Taking Flight.

One of my most nostalgic memories of buying a ticket and walking into a theatre and watching a porn movie (and, clandestinely pulling out my cock and jacking-off) was attending a film titled I Like To Watch. First of all, it’s a nearly perfect porn title, and the film perfectly follows suit.

I pulled out my old VHS copy of this fine film two nights ago, and re-enjoyed every second of the provocative dialogue scenes, got off to the hot, nasty sex sequences, and reveled in the memories of seeing these very images on the big screen in my youth.

The plot of this 1982 pot-boiler is somewhat forgettable (the screenplay credit goes to director Paul G. Vatelli.) It involves a young woman, played with complete lack of acting subtly by the beautiful and shapely Bridgitte Monet (who’s real name was Dana Kunath) working for her aunt (Patricia Manning), a negligee designer. That’s the set-up and after that … who cares? What makes this film so strokable is that every sex scene, whether an intimate couple fucking or a three-way orgy, features not just the sex, but someone else watching the hedonists enjoying each other, usually without their knowledge. This starts to make the very concepts of porn watching complicated. We, the audience, are watching someone on the screen watching unaware sexual participants during their most private moments. It is what pornography primarily is all about.


Monet & Cannon

Ms. Monet participates in only three sex sequences, and that’s just fine. No matter which of her films you watch, she was always extremely icy in her fucking. You never got any inkling she was in any way enjoying herself. But she was lovely to look at, had a great body, and wasn’t afraid to show it off. She was something of an anomaly in the porn industry because she limited her onscreen sexual activities to other women or to her boy friend David Cannon (here billed as David Smith.) I Like To Watch is one of only two films in which she breaks her rule (the other is Talk Dirty To Me 2 in which she fucks John Leslie.) Ms. Monet does hump Cannon here, and does a girl-girl scene with the delightful Lisa DeLeeuw, but in the final scene also sucks and fucks the indispensable Mike Horner (often billed, as he is in this movie, as Don Hart.)


Cannon Cums on Monet in I Like To Watch

Kevin James and Little Oral Annie have an unbelievably hot scene; Horner gives us a stunning three-way with Elevna Desantis and Linda Shaw; and even the usually uncompelling Manning is jackable as she gets a face full of cum from Herschel Savage.

This is outstanding classic straight porn. If I were forced to rate I Like To Watch in the list of the finest adult films ever made, I would cheerfully rank it in the top ten.

And, as I said before, watching I Like To Watch brings back terrific memories. I vividly recall sitting in that porn theatre on a weekday afternoon (I was in college at the time) loving every scene in this hot picture, and looking over and seeing a friend sitting two rows behind me, jacking-off. I didn’t freak out seeing him there as I would have had I seen almost anyone else I knew. This friend often hosted group-sex parties at his home that I regularily attended with four or five other people, so seeing him playing with his cock was no great shock. But it confirmed to me I wasn’t the only person in the world who loved this art form known as pornography.

So, I guess if nothing else, this movie taught me that I Like To Watch. That’s certainly something to be grateful for.