Sunday, October 15, 2006

 

Eat (Some Cake) & Blow (Out The Candles)

Time flies when you’re watching hot porn! It was one year ago today, October 15th, that I made my first post to this blog. What a geat time I've had with Porn Watcher!

I can’t believe it’s been an entire year. And, looking back at my posts, I can’t believe the diverse array of porn I’ve watched. I’ve seen gay, I’ve seen straight, I’ve seen bi porn. I’ve juggled DVDs, VHS tapes, reading material, and, my new best friend, the internet. I’ve watched stuff produced professionally, and a whole lot of amateur whackers. I’ve watched romantic couples fucking, I’ve watched guys jacking-off solo, I’ve watched huge aggressive orgies. There has been vanilla sex, experimental sex, rough sex, kinky sex, sex I love doing myself, sex I like watching and would love to try, sex I like watching but wouldn’t want to participate in, and sex that was fascinating but not remotely sexy. I think the only kind of sex I haven’t spent much time with in the last year (or that I quickly fast-forwarded through) was girl-on-girl sex. As a gay man, it just isn't anything that turns me on. I need a guy present, know what I mean?

The other thing I noticed looking back on all the posts is just how much I’ve masturbated in the past year. (Keeping in mind, of course, that Porn Watcher only documents a small percentage of my stoke sessions. Truth be told, I pull one off almost every day. Makes you think, huh?) I’ve jacked-off to so much porn that I have to remember one important thing in the coming months: Drink More Water! Jesus, I’ve lost gallons of liquids pounding my dick.

But I think the best thing to come out of Porn Watcher’s first year is the wonderful people I’ve gotten to know through the comments posted by readers and the wonderful email‘s I‘ve received. It’s very exciting to know folks are reading what I’m writing, and that those people have strong opinions and are passionate about the art of porn. That’s very exciting to me. Neither Picasso nor Warhol -- not to mention Van Gogh or Monet (I mean Claude not Bridgette) -- would have been noticed if there hadn’t been a healthy discussion about their works. I feel the same way about adult entertainment. Porn may not be at the level of those great painters, or of Beethoven or Lloyd-Wright or Bergmen. But I believe the potential is there and that that potential is great.

So, Happy Anniversary to all of us! Let’s continue to watch what gets us off, discover new forms of our favorite entertainment, write passionately about porn, ardently discuss our views of it, and most importantly … Drink More Water!

Thursday, October 12, 2006

 

Broke, Straight and Slightly Creepy

Some porn websites get you hard and get you off. Some are well produced but just aren’t your thing. And some must be hot to someone somewhere, but you may find it disgusting and disquieting. But of all of them I’ve stroked-off to, I’ve never found another porn site like BrokeStraightBoys.com.

The boys are straight, slightly desperate, and right off the street. They aren’t like the guys at sites like SeanCody.com or CorbinFisher.com. Those men are muscular and gorgeous. The Broke Boys generally are not. They are often fine looking, but they don’t have the stunning good looks the studs on the other sites have, that is reminiscent of professional baseball players or Playgirl models (Which, needless to say, are often the same thing.) The Broke Boys are those average guys you see on the street and sometimes think to yourself, “Hummmm, I wonder what he looks like naked and hard.”

Here’s the unique set-up. A broke guy agrees to sit in front of the camera and jack-off (a “paid interview”) auditioning for a straight porn video. They get naked, hard and start stroking. Suddenly there is a knock at the hotel room door. Because of a (premeditated) scheduling snafu, another guy has shown up for his audition. Oh, dear! Well, our unseen director decides why not do both auditions together (He decides this in all the clips, of which there are many.) The second guy strips, sits on the couch next to the first guy, and starts whacking.

Out of nowhere, the director suggests one of the guys should “help your buddy out.” The stud stops dead (every single time) and pleads he is straight. Well, would you do it for another 50 bucks? A pause. “No, we’re straight, dude.” How about another 100 dollars? “Well, okay, that‘ll be fine.”

Pretty soon they’re jacking each other off, and then the director has another idea. To make a long story short, roughly 400 dollars later they’re sucking each other and then (usually) one gets fucked and ends up coated in sticky cum. Oddly, when the sex is over and the guys are panting and sweaty (and still naked), the director asks the boys what they thought of their boy-on-boy experience. Almost to a man they say they enjoyed it.

Honestly, I don’t think these guys are faking it. I think they really are cash-strapped straight guys who will do most anything to pay the rent. If these are actors, then start handing out the Oscars, because they are completely believable without any of the false line readings that even the best porn stars have a tendency to deliver. This is too real. So real it has to be real.

My favorite of the hunks is a hot, blonde muscle boy (rare at this site) who brings his buddy in so they can both make a little extra dough. Yes, the usual scenario is followed, but during the blow-job section, the blonde starts rimming his buddy's firm bubble-butt. The surprised director even asks if they’ve done this kind of thing before. “No, no, dude, we’re straight.” When his friend shoves his very large cut cock up the blonde’s ass-hole it only takes about six strokes before the blonde shoots his copious load all over his own stomach. I have to admit, I just love it.

So, how would I describe my visceral reaction to this website; Love it, Don’t care, or Repulsed by it? Well, I think it’s nasty, unusual and very, very erotic in an odd power-hungry sort of way. But there is always a moment while you’re watching these clips when you think to yourself, “Oh, Jesus, this is just wrong.” My roommate can’t watch these clips at all. He says it makes him feel -- and I quote -- “Eckey and Uhggey.” I’m not sure what that means exactly, but I understand the sentiment.

As a side note, I was surfing really bad TV shows on a recent Saturday afternoon and came across a program called That’s Just Wrong. It’s kind of a Jackass rip-off, but one of the things they did on the show was find early twenty-something guys on the street and offer them $20.00 to kiss another straight guy. And they go for it, although one guy did hold out for $40.00. It made me laugh, but it also made me horny. I had to run right to the computer and have a jack-off session to a couple of those Broke Straight Boys.

And this time I didn’t feel either Eckey or Uhggey.






A Few Stills From Broke Straight Boys

Monday, October 09, 2006

 

Put A Bow On That

I’ve often written here about my passion of the hot, muscular straight boys featured at SeanCody.com. I know Mr. Cody used to be a porn star himself, but even so, how he gets these breeder-boys to talk about their sex life, strip, jack-off, cum -- sometimes play with their assholes, sometimes allow a guy to suck them off, sometimes even get fucked -- how he talks them into doing these things I’ll never know. I'm guessing Sean must be capitalized with a massive amount of front money. And he must give these straight boys a lot of that money to do what he gets them to do.

Two nights ago I was whacking-off to Sean’s website and came across one of the hottest blonde guys I’ve ever seen. He’s a twenty year old stud named Alan, and the second I laid eyes on him (and hands on my cock) I fell in love. A handsome face, a terrific body, a large dick, and fuzzy, untrimmed pubes make him my (nearly) ideal man (Nearly because I like men with hairy chests, which Alan doesn’t have. But -- Fuck! -- I‘ll take what I can get, and this guy is amazing.) And did I mention the light blonde hairs lightly covering Alan’s balls -- also untrimmed? Jesus, it nearly threw me over the edge. And in fact it did throw me over the edge of orgasm. I shot a huge wad when I first saw this kid's hairy nuts. Almost as large a load as he shot at the end of the clip.

By the way, yesterday was my birthday, and if any of you out there are feeling generous, and if any of you know Alan personally, feel free to send him my way as a birthday gift. I solemnly promise to take care of him. I do! I promise to bathe him (with my tongue), feed him (my cock), make sure he has a nice place to sleep (my bed), and love him forever (in so many ways I can’t even start listing them.)

Just keep him away from that fuckin’ razor.

(By the way, I have much larger versions of the Alan montages below. If you'd like to see larger versions, please feel free to email me at axelg58@hotmail.com and I'll be happy to send them to you. I'll just want to hear what you think of them, that's all.)






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