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I’m home from Seattle and extremely excited to report on a gay porn film I saw while I was in Washington State’s Emerald City. Oral Exams is one of the most amazing “all oral” videos I’ve ever seen. It got me off intensely and memorably. It is stunningly hot, and if you read no further, please go out and rent or buy it. It is simply terrific.

Sometimes specialty porn can become tiresome. I usually don’t care for foot fetish films or bondage movies or videos focusing on a single sex act. That is, I felt that way until I started watching specialty porn directed by the great Chi Chi LaRue, like this one produced for her Rascal Video/Channel 1 Releasing company. I’ve had a movie for a couple years helmed by Ms. LaRue called Ass Lick Alley (I‘ll write about it some day, I promise.) As you might guess, it’s a rimming movie, and it’s hotter than hell. Oral Exams is even hotter. As you can guess from the title, Oral Exams completely about blow-jobs, although there are a few rim jobs thrown in just for fun. Fucking, it seems, was saved for the sequel Detention, which I have yet to see. Oral Exams swept the 2003 GayVN Awards and with very good reason.

Handsome and hung Matt Summers is the true star of this film which features 11 very handsome and hung guys. Summers insures his stardom with his extraordinary deep throating talents. He plays a student who, in the first scene, discovers the school janitor jacking-off in a utility closet. I don’t know the name of the actor playing Summers’ floor-mopping playmate, but he has a massively huge cock, possibly equiling the infamous John Holmes.. Unfortunately, he’s about as good looking as Holmes. But with a cock that size, it’s forgivable. Summers, surprisingly, can take every inch of it down his throat and he looks like he’s having a great time doing it. The janitor, delightfully, has one of the filthiest mouths since Jeff Stryker, and as Summers gulps and gags on the huge dick time after time the guy with the big cock issues dirtier and dirtier orders. The effect the stunning. Although the culminating cum shots are a little disappointing, this is still a magnificent, dirty, sexy scene.

The second sequence is relatively disappointing. Two jocks in a locker room overhear two other guys talking about a cock-sucking class they’re attending the next day. When the two students leave, the jocks are so turned on they trade blow-jobs and rim each other. It all seems perfunctory, and passionless. Again the appearance of the jizz isn’t very exciting.

Then we get to the third and final scene. Summers and nine other young, muscled students gather in a class room waiting for the aforementioned cock-sucking class. Their older (but buff and hot with a shaved head) teacher tells them he’s leaving them alone for a few minutes and to behave themselves. Well, you know what happens, the boys all start fooling around, then start jerking-off, then start blowing each other. Soon they’re all naked and going at it in varied and imaginative combinations (a hall-mark of a Chi Chi LaRue film.) The teacher returns, strips naked and joins in. Unsurprisingly, the janitor also shows up. Following an extended sequence of expert knob-polishing from all the guys, Summers is thrown on his back onto a desk, and one by one each of the other ten hunks aggressively face fuck him. They roughly force their large, straining cocks down his willing and hungry throat, their hefty, low-hanging balls violently slapping against his nose. He deep throats each and every stud, taking each cock deeply several times. If you can watch this scene and not develop hard-on, then frankly you may be dead.

Here’s the part of the video where the cum flows freely and prodigiously. Each and every drop of the spunk produced shoots onto Summers’ smiling face. By film’s end he is happy, contented, and barely recognizable through the sticky cock-snot. Amazing!

The remarkable cast includes Chris Bolt, Danny Chance, Brett Collins, Hans Ebson, Rob Kirk, Antonio Majors, Marco Paris, Victor Rios, Ray Stone, Damon West and, of course Matt Summers.

This is a film that is destined to become classic porn. Don’t miss it. I can’t wait to see it again and again. And to shoot my own cum to it again and again. Oral Exams is, quite simply, one of the best ever made.