Porn Watcher

It must be apparent to anyone who reads this blog with any regularity that I’m the kind of guy who likes my porn visual. I want to see images, pictures. They can be moving or still. They can be color or black and white. They can be straight or gay. But I want my details visually. I want to see every hair and every drop of pre-cum.

So you might be surprised to learn that lately I’m starting to read sex stories online. I’m finding it incredibly erotic, and it allows my imagination to run rampant. I imagine the characters to be the hot guys I know or have run into on the street or at the gym. Even when the description doesn’t quite match up to my fantasy guy, I still use him as the star of the movie in my mind.

I should say, I suppose, that one of my first exposures to porn was literary. A school buddy let me borrow a cheap sex novel he had gotten I don’t know where. It was called Randy Young Run Away, and it was just as good as the title implies. It was a straight porn novel, but very kinky. It dealt a lot with bestiality, which when you’re young and impressionable can make quite an impact. Do all adults have sex with animals? I wondered. I don’t know if I’ll be able to get into that. I vividly remember the most disturbing description was of a woman who spread her legs, allowing a snake to crawl inside her, where (and I quote) "… it was never seen again." Well, that right there was enough to put me off women for the rest of my life!

When I was eleven or twelve I found a book called The Happy Hustler. I don’t recall the author’s name (and if you know it, please tell me. I’d love to get another copy and reread it.) It was the male version of Xaviera Hollander’s best seller The Happy Hooker. Like Ms Hollander’s tome it was autobiographical, telling the life-story of a young, attractive bisexual man (the author) who worked his way up from hungry street hustler to owning and running his own all-male whorehouse with a clientele of the rich and famous of both genders. He made his sex-filled lifestyle sound glamorous and desirable. I loved it and read the sex passages over and over, repeatedly beating-off to them. That book was so hot, inspiring my young libido. One evening I found out the author was to be the featured guest on The Tomorrow Show, Tom Snyder’s late night gab-fest. I have no memory of the kind of excuse I came up with that allowed me to stay up until two AM on a school night to watch that, but my mother permitted it. She had to have known what I was into even then. Needless to say the television show’s discussion was much tamer than what I had been reading in the book, but once I saw the cute guy who had penned it, I jacked-off to my fantasy of him for months to come.

A few years later I started going to porn theatres and found my bliss. I stopped reading porn.

So even I was surprised when a couple months ago I stumbled on two text-based websites with no pictures, and I was getting off to them. Solo Touch (http://www.solotouch.com/home.php) is all about choking the chicken. It encourages readers to write in with their masturbation techniques, ideas, and most importantly to me, their stories. The anecdotal section is divided into three parts; Women and their adventures (yeah … who cares?); Men alone (often fairly hot); and men with other men (very, very hot!) It’s kind of surprising how many guys who identify as straight have and do jack-off with their buddies. So much happens around us that we don’t realize. I find Solo Touch very hot reading.

The other site is much kinkier. Calling itself Sex Stories Text Repository (http://www.asstr.org/main.html), this is a porn reader’s Nirvana. There are hundreds of stories here, some spread over many chapters. Anything you’re looking for, you’re going to find here, and probably a whole lot you weren’t looking for. One of the features I love is each entry has its own coded reference key. There is an area explaining what goes on in the piece you’re about to read. MM (gay male fun), MF (straight sex), FF (lesbian), Orgy, Rape, Incest, Pedophilia, you name it. You can find dozens of entries by dozens of authors describing in detail the thing that most turns you on. And most stories contain several topics. Mix and match, allow your fetishes to combine all in the same piece. My only complaint about this site, and it’s a small one, is a lot of the writings are quite long, longer than I have time for when I want a quick whack before heading off to bed. But you might really like that aspect of them, if you’re into the idea of a nasty and hot sex story roughly the length of Moby Dick.

Now don’t worry. Sure, I like reading these hot narratives, but I’m not giving up movies and pictures, you know me better than that. However these two stroke-sites have expanded my voyeuristic horizons somewhat. And I’m enjoying finding a new variant of what turns me on and gets me off.