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Sex Around the World: Sweden 2 is the first movie I’ve watched of the five I bought during my New York trip. If you read this blog with any regularity, you know I love European porn, and this video is a pretty good example of their style of adult cinema.

The DVD contains five sequences, some hotter than others, one stunningly sexy. Scene one is a masturbation sequence featuring a girl on a sports car with a jelly dildo. You know how I feel about scenes like these. Yawn. I know the straight boys love them, but, like lesbian scenes, it’s Fast Forward time for me. This is followed, however, by the hottest sequence in the movie, and one of the hottest sequences I’ve seen anywhere in quite some time. A woman in her bathtub is playing with her pussy when the single sexiest man I've seen in straight porn in a while appears naked and they go at it. His name is Jiri Kache and he is a big, muscular, hung Swede, who, in my humble opinion, really, really needs to come to my house for a dose of good old fashioned man love. This guy is amazing, remember his name – Jiri Kache – and look for his movies. Here are a few stills from Sweden 2 featuring him.




Stunning, huh? I think he’s unbelievable, and I can’t wait to see more of him, his big cock, and his massive cum loads.

The other scenes in the film are fine, but pale following the appearance of Kache. A woman fucks a faceless guy in a suit. We only see his face at the money shot, and it’s a truly disappointing face. Big load of jizz though. There’s another two-way with a muscular black Swede – something of an ethnic surprise – and a three-way with two ladies and a guy with a video camera, who … well, unfortunatly you can guess what they do. It isn't terribly imaginative.

Director Jon Yuma makes a common artistic mistake that has irritated me for years. He tries to turn hot porn into an artistic statement. Sweden 2 features bold, unreal, saturated colors, lots of slow motion, swaying and dizzying handheld cameras, and soft, blurred, even unrecognizable focus attempting a hip music video look for the production. But Yuma forgets this is porn, and that we want to see the cock slamming into the cunt with clarity. We don’t need to be entertained by "hip" camera work and blurred images. We want to be entertained by imaginative sex performed by hot, athletic men and women.

This DVD is released by Anarchy Films, and is PC DVD-ROM compatible, so you can have whacking fun at your desk. The bonus features are among the best I’ve ever seen, so kudos to Anarchy for that! There’s a photo gallery, website access, and best of all, the previews. They are simply edited for the best moments of the movies they promote, all with hot cum-shots (something so many previews leave out), and best of all there are 19 – count ‘um, 19! -- of them! What’s better than almost a bonus hour of pure sex. I loved it.

Overall, Sex Around the World: Sweden 2 is a nice European porn flick, certainly strokable, with one of the hottest new guys in the biz. And don’t forget to check out the previews. They’ll provide you a cum-bath all by themselves.