Tuesday, March 14, 2006
The Good, The Bad & The Nasty
I’ve watched two more of my Manhattan purchased movies. One was pretty good, the other did absolutely nothing for me. It’s always a roll of the dice when you buy porn you haven’t seen, isn’t it? With these two I won one and lost the other.
1987’s Little Miss Innocence is a complete wash out. It’s a well known fact (at least by readers of this blog) that I like group sex scenes, particularily with multiple men involved. I had a bad feeling about this one, directed by David McCabe, from the opening credits. The film has a cast of three – not three stars – three people. And only one is a man. Now that man is Eric Edwards, who, when he was first working (and I was first going to adult theatres) was one of my favorite straight male porn stars. I made a point to find out which films he appeared in, and I went to see them. But times – and my tastes – seem to have changed, and Eric comes across now as slightly vanilla and uninteresting. His cock is good sized but not huge, his body is fine but not spectacular, and his fucking reliable but not memorable.
In Little Miss Innocence, Sheri St. Claire and Summer Rose arrive at Eric’s Hollywood mansion uninvited and move in. They decide they both like him and start fucking him, separately and together. They wake him up in the middle of the night to fuck. They grab him on his way to work to fuck. They fuck him so much in fact, he becomes dissipated and unable to function. Finally they leave him naked on the kitchen floor, begging for mercy.
Straight boy fantasy? Two girls who want to have sex more than you do? You bet your ass that’s what it is. There’s nothing wrong with porn movies that facilitate the fantasies of their audience, but at least throw a couple other guys into the mix. Couldn’t Eric have had some buddies who wanted to come over and get some? Anyway, the performances are fine, the cinematography very good, the performers attractive, but my cock didn’t stay hard. Axel loses that dice roll.
However, Axel won the next throw. Private’s 1995 epic The Kissing Fields is very hot, even though, atypical for Private, there is no orgy sequence. There’s a four-way, but no proper orgy. But that’s okay, the sex is hot, the boys hotter, and the facial and oral cum shots plentiful.
Sexy and hung African-American Sean Michaels stars as a secret agent undercover (and under the covers) in the Caribbean fucking his way through an investigation. The plot is a little more detailed than that, but really, that’s all you need to know. The ladies, including Brigite Aime, Kasandra and Zana Sun, are all sexy. Sean and Joey Verducci are the male stars, and together and separately they appear in every scene, including two additional cut three-way sequences that show up in Special Features. Verducci has never done much for me, but he is well photographed here (direction is credited to Max Steiner), and his cock is large, as is his splattering loads of man cream.
One scene features the legendary John Dough, a nasty, hairy sex machine who can’t get enough pussy and has one of the filthiest mouths in the adult industry. I love him. He performs in the four-way spectacularly. In my opinion, he is under appreciated and (was) under used. When I catch him in a video, I always wish I could see more. I’ve read he is still active in the porn biz, but now mostly directs. Someone should reissue all of his movies in a single set. I know I’d be in line to buy them.
1987’s Little Miss Innocence is a complete wash out. It’s a well known fact (at least by readers of this blog) that I like group sex scenes, particularily with multiple men involved. I had a bad feeling about this one, directed by David McCabe, from the opening credits. The film has a cast of three – not three stars – three people. And only one is a man. Now that man is Eric Edwards, who, when he was first working (and I was first going to adult theatres) was one of my favorite straight male porn stars. I made a point to find out which films he appeared in, and I went to see them. But times – and my tastes – seem to have changed, and Eric comes across now as slightly vanilla and uninteresting. His cock is good sized but not huge, his body is fine but not spectacular, and his fucking reliable but not memorable.
In Little Miss Innocence, Sheri St. Claire and Summer Rose arrive at Eric’s Hollywood mansion uninvited and move in. They decide they both like him and start fucking him, separately and together. They wake him up in the middle of the night to fuck. They grab him on his way to work to fuck. They fuck him so much in fact, he becomes dissipated and unable to function. Finally they leave him naked on the kitchen floor, begging for mercy.
Straight boy fantasy? Two girls who want to have sex more than you do? You bet your ass that’s what it is. There’s nothing wrong with porn movies that facilitate the fantasies of their audience, but at least throw a couple other guys into the mix. Couldn’t Eric have had some buddies who wanted to come over and get some? Anyway, the performances are fine, the cinematography very good, the performers attractive, but my cock didn’t stay hard. Axel loses that dice roll.
However, Axel won the next throw. Private’s 1995 epic The Kissing Fields is very hot, even though, atypical for Private, there is no orgy sequence. There’s a four-way, but no proper orgy. But that’s okay, the sex is hot, the boys hotter, and the facial and oral cum shots plentiful.
Sexy and hung African-American Sean Michaels stars as a secret agent undercover (and under the covers) in the Caribbean fucking his way through an investigation. The plot is a little more detailed than that, but really, that’s all you need to know. The ladies, including Brigite Aime, Kasandra and Zana Sun, are all sexy. Sean and Joey Verducci are the male stars, and together and separately they appear in every scene, including two additional cut three-way sequences that show up in Special Features. Verducci has never done much for me, but he is well photographed here (direction is credited to Max Steiner), and his cock is large, as is his splattering loads of man cream.
One scene features the legendary John Dough, a nasty, hairy sex machine who can’t get enough pussy and has one of the filthiest mouths in the adult industry. I love him. He performs in the four-way spectacularly. In my opinion, he is under appreciated and (was) under used. When I catch him in a video, I always wish I could see more. I’ve read he is still active in the porn biz, but now mostly directs. Someone should reissue all of his movies in a single set. I know I’d be in line to buy them.
The Amazing John Dough
So, all in all, The Kissing Fields is one hot fucking straight porn flick. See it if you can. And Little Miss Innocence? Well, see it if you dare – dare to fall asleep that is.
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Blobby, Jon in very hot. Sadly, just last month Mr. Dough committed suicide, leaving a wife and young daughter.
What did you think of Eric getting a dildo in his ass in "Little Miss Innocence," or is that scene cut out of the DVD?
I thought that was worth sitting through the movie, myself. I'm not sure if it was a stunt ass, but I'm pretty good at recognizing straight male porn stars asses and I pretty sure it was his.
Almost makes up for how lame the rest of the film is. :)
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I thought that was worth sitting through the movie, myself. I'm not sure if it was a stunt ass, but I'm pretty good at recognizing straight male porn stars asses and I pretty sure it was his.
Almost makes up for how lame the rest of the film is. :)
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