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What’s the deal? What makes a major Hollywood star decide it’s a good idea to film themselves having sex? Do they honestly think these tapes are going to stay private, that they aren’t going to somehow make it out to the general public? The Paparazzi is too pervasive and too powerful. We all know they can find anything they want. Let’s face it, if you’re a star, there is no way of hiding, so why make it even easier for the scum-bag reporters by committing your cock to film?

This isn’t a new phenomenon. For years there have been rumors of 8mm films floating around featuring stars like Rock Hudson, Tab Hunter, Marlene Detrick, Joan Crawford, and even Rudolph Valintino getting it on with their loved ones (or whomever.) But it wasn’t until the "Rob Lowe Fucks Underage Girls" video that seeing star’s sex lives live became big news and bigger money.

The internet has had a lot to do with the proliferation of these videos, of course. Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson "produced" perhaps the most famous example, but we’ve also seen Tonya Harding and Jeff Gillooly's so-called "Wedding Night Tape," and, need I mention Paris Hilton and … well, most everybody. And now we hear Kid Rock and Scott Stapp have filmed themselves in the middle of an orgy with four girls.

I’m not complaining about stars getting laid, mind you. If I had the fame and the money to indulge in these kinds of activities, you can bet your ass I’d be doing it. I might even film it. But come on, I’m not dependent on public opinion for my living. I just have to wonder why these stars think they can get away with it.

Another new tape on the web right now is of super hunky Colin Farrell fucking his girlfriend, a former Playboy Playmate. He looks hot in the home-made tape. His head is shaved (I suppose for some movie) and he is buffed up. His cock is huge (as we’ve all always hoped) and he eats and fucks pussy with the same gusto as the best porn stars alive. Some inventive web browser created a montage of screen captures from the Farrell tape and sent it to me. So, here it is, my gift to you.