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It’s been a while since I watched any movies starring my namesake Axel Garret, so the other night I pulled out Miss Kitty’s Litter, one of his two bisexual flicks. This film may boast one of the lousiest titles in the history of porn, and that’s unfortunate since the movie is one of that same history’s hottest.

Set a hundred and twenty years ago in an anonymous Old West town, Axel is married to the local Madame (played by the voluptuous and lascivious T.J. Hart), and in the first scene fucks the shit out of her. The stars, in addition to Garret and Ms. Hart, include Alex Wilcox, Javier Duran, John Hart, Winston Love, Jack Reilly, Tina Tyler, Jose Davis, Mark Steel, Lauren Montgomery, Duncan Mills, Eric Jon and Haus Weston. Every one of them is very hot, and knows exactly what they’re doing when it comes to sucking and fucking, whether they’re fucking pussy or boy-butt.

This 1999 video was a break though of sorts for Axel. It constituted a brief comeback, his first movie following a seven year retirement. He shot the equally hot How the West was Hung, a completely gay flick, at the same time this was filmed. In earlier videos, Axel was the hung, handsome, quiet type. In Miss Kitty’s Litter, he suddenly developed a filthy mouth, which is an amazing turn on. While his Madame/wife is rimming him in the first scene, for instance, he seductively murmurs, "Yeah, lick my ass-hole with that pretty mouth." I like that. A lot.

Axel Garret

The movie sports a couple of wackable, albeit Axeless, three-ways: one involving the local sheriff, his prisoner and the prisoner’s wife who arrives with bail; the other featuring two missionaries (one of each sex) who minister to an unconscious cowboy through prayer and cocksucking.

But the most interesting sequence is a huge orgy at the cat house that fills out the last third of the film. Axel, his Madame/wife, her whore co-worker and about eight guys all go at it, the gentleman just as involved with each other as the ladies are. The sequence lasts almost half an hour, and it’s worth every minute of screen time. The sex is imaginative, carnal and very hot. In the final moments of the orgy Hart is lying across a table being fucked by Alex Wilcox while Axel kneels over her jacking-off his huge, hairy, blonde cock. He issues Wilcox orders, "Oh, yeah, fuck my wife's pussy." Axel shoots one of his trade-mark prodigious loads of sticky cum all over Hart’s tits, then Wilcox pulls his dick out and shoots his jizz-wad onto her belly, while Axel grabs his buddy’s dick, manually pumping every last ounce of goo out. As he does, Axel smiles and says, "Yeah, shoot that cum all over my wife. Shoot it." Ah, my!

Director Chi Chi LaRue produces yet another astounding film (as is How the West was Hung), raising it well above your standard porn movie of any genre, and particularly above almost every other bisexual flick ever made. Even more importantly, Ms. LaRue has a singular understanding of the beauty of Axel’s blonde, fuzzy, rock-hard cock. This video best displays it to its fullest potential and sensual beauty, and I’ve seen all of Mr. Garret’s movies and can tell you, his dick is wonderfully displayed in almost every one.

Miss Kitty’s Litter is a thoroughly hot movie. If you like Axel Garret, or bisexual films, or really good porn, or you just need an exceptionally sensational stroke session, this is a DVD you’ll want to check out, and soon.