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And I was making a joke. A couple months ago I wrote an entry about Brokeback Mountain in which I jokingly referred to it as "Bareback Mountain." "Ha, ha, ha," thought I.

Well, it’s out already. And look at the cover of the DVD, the producers found a couple gay porn stars that look amazingly like Heath and Jake.


The plot, however, seems to have nothing in common with Brokeback Mountain. Here is a story summation from MovieMountain.com: "Jason and Hunter start this rodeo with a hot suck fuck fest. No rodeo‘s complete without some riding right? Hunter yanks down his jeans and eagerly awaits Jason's cock. Jason climbs on board shoving a huge cock into Hunter's tight asshole. Fucking continues; Hunter slowly sits down on Jason's cock, riding it until he can't take it and blows a huge load. Jason blows his load all over Hunter's back, hitting Hunter in the face. Romance starts off around the pool table. Turk and Winter shoot a game of strip poker pool. Tyler Anthony watches the game. Soon they’re both naked; Winter ups the stakes, "…every time I sink something I get to do something to you." After some hot cock sucking, Winter turns Turk around, takes down his pants and says, "here, you'll want to bite down on this". Some hot ass fucking ensues; Anthony blows his load watching the action. Winter blows his hot load all over Turk’s ass and back. Turk spins around and blows his load onto his stomach and chest." You can get more information or order the film at www.moviemountain.com or http://www.pornteam.com/catalog/customer/product.php?productid=16905

One of my complaints with adult film satires of mainstream motion pictures is they make a pun on the title, copy the look of the film, and sometimes use porn actors who resemble the original stars, but they rarely follow the original plot. Of course, I realize it would be copyright infringement to follow the story exactly, but it’s a send-up, isn’t it? Why doesn’t the new plot have something in common with the source material or at least make fun of it?

All that being said, I would like to see Bareback Mountain. But at $49.95 I’ll just wait until it hits the shelf at my local porn store where I can rent it. But if you’ve seen it, I’d love to hear about it.