Sunday, January 01, 2006
Str8 Guy Fantasies For Real
I was taking my shower this morning and started thinking about something a friend mentioned to me last night. Well, actually, she didn't exactly mention it to me as much as shout it towards me. We were, after all, in an over crowded gay bar and it was New Year's Eve. Now that I think about it, it may have been New Year's Day by then. Last night marched drunkenly on to the wee hours, and much of it is a little foggy.
My shouting friend has lately become fascinated with porn queen Jenna Jameson. Before you ask, no, my friend is not a lesbian, but she does have a healthy interest in porn. She recently read Ms Jameson's autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, and was so taken with it, she started watching porn flicks starring the great Jenna. And, before you raise your hand again to ask, yes, she enjoyed them very much.
But the thing I was dwelling on, soaped up in the shower but really wanting to go back to bed this morning, was that, according to my friend, Jenna is now in a committed relationship with (or possibly even married to) a very nice guy. Good for her, I say, and if she were to retire from porn because of this relationship, I certainly would understand. Or, possibly she would want to keep on working with her husband's blessings. That's fine too. But apparently she's made a professional decision that I find a little bizarre.
The Queen of All Straight Porn is still making sex movies, but now that she's got that special guy waiting at home, she only appears in videos with women: She no longer performs sex acts with men. This seems more than slightly hypocritical to me. I believe sex is sex. If you're in a committed relationship, and choose only to have sex with each other, great! If, on the other hand, you have an open relationship and elect to fuck everyone you come in contact with, that's great too (and you should call me)! But if you marry someone who is a major porn superstar, you have to have a pretty clear view of what they do for a living before you go into the relationship. It isn't a big secret, after all. If, somehow you're confused about what they do for a vocation, rent a movie for God's sake, and find out before getting down on bended knee. To propose, I mean, not to ... well, you know what I mean.
So, I think for her to agree only to have sex with women can only be construed as playing into her new husband's "straight guy fantasies." I suppose Jenna having sex with men would make him jealous, but with another woman ... well ... Dude, that's just hot. Come on buddy, grow up! Does it honestly make any difference?
And what if the husband wanted to have sex with someone other than Jenna? Would he only be allowed to do it with another guy? That seems fair to me.
I know I love seeing straight boys having sex with other guys! I hope Mr. Jameson goes for it. I think it would be a huge turn on for Jenna!
My shouting friend has lately become fascinated with porn queen Jenna Jameson. Before you ask, no, my friend is not a lesbian, but she does have a healthy interest in porn. She recently read Ms Jameson's autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, and was so taken with it, she started watching porn flicks starring the great Jenna. And, before you raise your hand again to ask, yes, she enjoyed them very much.
But the thing I was dwelling on, soaped up in the shower but really wanting to go back to bed this morning, was that, according to my friend, Jenna is now in a committed relationship with (or possibly even married to) a very nice guy. Good for her, I say, and if she were to retire from porn because of this relationship, I certainly would understand. Or, possibly she would want to keep on working with her husband's blessings. That's fine too. But apparently she's made a professional decision that I find a little bizarre.
The Queen of All Straight Porn is still making sex movies, but now that she's got that special guy waiting at home, she only appears in videos with women: She no longer performs sex acts with men. This seems more than slightly hypocritical to me. I believe sex is sex. If you're in a committed relationship, and choose only to have sex with each other, great! If, on the other hand, you have an open relationship and elect to fuck everyone you come in contact with, that's great too (and you should call me)! But if you marry someone who is a major porn superstar, you have to have a pretty clear view of what they do for a living before you go into the relationship. It isn't a big secret, after all. If, somehow you're confused about what they do for a vocation, rent a movie for God's sake, and find out before getting down on bended knee. To propose, I mean, not to ... well, you know what I mean.
So, I think for her to agree only to have sex with women can only be construed as playing into her new husband's "straight guy fantasies." I suppose Jenna having sex with men would make him jealous, but with another woman ... well ... Dude, that's just hot. Come on buddy, grow up! Does it honestly make any difference?
And what if the husband wanted to have sex with someone other than Jenna? Would he only be allowed to do it with another guy? That seems fair to me.
I know I love seeing straight boys having sex with other guys! I hope Mr. Jameson goes for it. I think it would be a huge turn on for Jenna!
