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I watched the classic gay porno flick I Do over the last couple of evenings. What a terrific film. I mean, it's hot enough it took me a couple of evenings to complete it, if you know what I mean. Originally shot on 35mm stock and released to adult theatres in 1984, I Do was sizzlingly directed by the prolific Steve Scott. The loose plot details the preparations for the wedding of sexy Andy Fuller. Although we never see the Bride's face we do get an extended sequence of Andy fucking her (in the ass!) while his Best Man (Dean London) watches unseen, masturbating. What makes this scene truly interesting, needless to say, is that there's a straight sex sequence in what otherwise is an all male porn film. Those just don't happen all that often. And they certainly never happen anymore; you just wouldn't see that in a gay video today.

The real star of the picture is hedonistic blonde twink Jeff Carson as the brother of the Bride. He manipulates the guys in the movie into having sex, both with him and with each other. Joe Marconi is a barber who blows the Groom; A tailor, played by the great Steve Collins, sucks off the Best Man, devouring his huge load of cum; Two chauffeurs from competing limousine services do each other in the back of one of the cars. These are all terrificlly hot erotic sequences.

But Carson saves the best sex for himself. He "assists" the wedding photographer in a double suck-off of a model (billed as Rick Faulkner, although his face is never seen) being photographed in various jock-straps and cock-rings; he gets fucked by the caterer, a nasty scene with legendary huge-cocked Tim Kramer using Crisco as lube; and in the final (and best) scene is cornered and sandwiched by the Groom and Best Man as revenge once they've figured out what's going on. Very, very hot! Very, very wackable!

I love these older movies. The situations are more realistic (many of the scenes contain only blowjobs, with fucking saved for just the right moment), the guys are often hotter, and sex scenes unfold at a more leisurely pace, without ever becoming tedious. I Do is definitely one of the best of these classic eighties films. From this Porn Watcher, it is very highly recommended!