Porn Watcher

It's really kind of mind boggling how many porn flicks exist that either take place at Halloween or satirize main stream horror movies. Thrillers seem to be a genre easily adapted into adult entertainment. If you've seen any of these Hollywood scream-fests in the last few years, the reason porn producers plagiarize them becomes fairly obvious: Most horror movies are pretty sexy, or focus on sex, or even, on occasion, feature sex, usually between two (never more than two) hot early-twenty-somethings looking to get nasty.

So I suppose that explains why porn with a Christmas theme is so difficult to find. Sure, there is the European produced Horny Holidaze (that I mentioned in an earlier post), and I have a Dirk Yates jack-off flick, Men for All Seasons, where a guy strokes to a cum splattered chest beside a decorated tree on Christmas morning. But other than those two, I really can't think of another porn film that takes place during the Holidays.

Certainly it's tough to imagine a more romantic moment in life than making love under twinkling tree lights on Christmas Eve, but that activity just doesn't show up in whack flicks. First of all, porn doesn't deal with romance very often or very well. And traditional holiday films rarely have subplots dealing with sex, even in a sly or subtle way. Let's face it, when we're watching porn, the one thing we're really not looking for is warm, fuzzy (except in that sexy hairy way), and heart-warming family stories. With the success in the last few years of big budget Hollywood films like Bad Santa and Christmas with the Kranks maybe a year or so from now we'll be seeing adult DVDs based on that not-intended-for-the-kiddies kind of Christmas comedy. But I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for that to happen.

There are several other types of porn than just video of course, but even that is devoid of hard-core holiday celebration. Occasionally you can find some photo sets with a Christmas theme (usually involving Santa -- or, rather, someone dressed -- or, rather undressed -- as Santa.) I run across these occasionally on adult websites, and they're usually fun and fairly jackable, but they aren't very easy to find. And there are only three or four of these series', and I keep running into the same sets over and over with nothing new, it seems, being produced.

So in the meantime, I hope you have a peaceful, restful, and porn filled holiday season. And if you know of any good Christmas porn, please let me know. I'd love to see it!