Porn Watcher

It's a pain in the ass after you've give a hot guy head, and for the next couple of hours you have that annoying little pubic hair stuck at the back of your throat. It doesn't gag you, it doesn't even make you cough, it just sits there and you can't quite get at it, either by swallowing, working it with your tongue, or jabbing it with a finger.

That being said, I love hairy guys, and that hair at the back of my throat is more than worth it. I'm not necessarily into bears, or guys that are completely covered with hair, but a well sculpted chest, covered with dark (or blonde or red) hair is a massive turn-on for me. Add hair to legs, stomach, pits, pubes, balls and (this is a big one for me) a bubble butt and I'm over the moon in love (or at least lust) with that guy.

This is also how I like my porn stars. To see a video of a guy fucking (doesn't matter to me if he's gay or straight) and to notice fuzz on his balls or covering his ass will very often get me off at that moment. It's that simple. If you think about my favorite stars (and I've talked about them often on this blog) they usually have hairy chests or more. And that could well be why I'm drawn to older porn. Porn stars didn't shave anything twenty years ago. That isn't the case today.

Unfortunately someone in the last ten or fifteen years decided that muscle definition is better observed if there is no hint of fluff, fuzz or hair of any kind. This may be true, I don't know, I'm not a gym boi, but I do know men devoid of body hair are (to my way of thinking) not as masculine looking as guys with it. I like masculine men, so why would I want them to look like little hairless boys?

And far worse than the chest being shaved are the guys who shave their pubic hair. Now what's the point of that? Okay, you say it makes your cock look bigger, and, again, maybe it does. But it also makes it look ... well ... alien. I like a cock to look like an adult man's cock. That means with hair, the more the better.

There are few men working in porn today sporting chest hair or even untrimmed pubes. I'm sure some must be hirsute, but producers seem to want them as smooth as possible. Occasionally European stars will appear with their hair in place. A good example is the stunningly hot James Brossman. But then, once I started to expect him to be hairy, he starred in a video shaved and smooth. What a disappointment! There is no one I can think of working in porn today, gay or straight, who is reliably and consistently hairy.

During the Golden Age of Porn things were very different, of course. Body hair was simply accepted and expected, both for men and women. Sex Stars were projected onto the big screen as they were, au natural. We saw moles, birth marks, bad teeth, and most notably hair everywhere! Woman sported hairy snatches, and men were furry in all the places you'd expect a man to be furry. Even stars with relatively smooth chests (like Mike Ranger or Kevin James) had naturally hairy legs and pubes and balls. I've always loved that look and always will. Porn from twenty and thirty years ago may have been better produced, but the stars were not produced at all. And if you ask me, that's the way it should be.

Here are a few of the hairy guys, gay and straight, past and present, I find really hot. Sorry if I left your favorite out.