Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Get Real
I loath the Reality Show phenomenon. I have studiously avoided Real World, The Bachelor, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor, The Apprentice, and even all of the Survivors. I'm just not very interested, and become confused and annoyed when at a cocktail party or hanging around the water-cooler people start discussing the events featured on these programs. I have no clue what they're talking about, and I'm mystified that intelligent, schooled folks are so involved in the politics and machinations of contestants that are obviously so desperate for attention they'll do almost anything.
So, you can imagine my astonishment when discovering this bizarre television debacle has encroached into the sacred world of porn. Jenna Jameson will be hosting a Reality Series on the Playboy Channel titled Jenna's American Sex Star. For more information look at http://www.playboy.com/playboytv/original_series/americansexstar/
Ms Jameson will serve as host, prompting in-studio judges Ron Jeremy, the world's most famous porn star, adult film queen Christy Canyon, and prolific adult director Jim Powers to winnow out the lesser girls so the home audience can vote on their favorites. The ultimate winner will receive a contract with one of the major porn studios.
All I can say is; Sweet Jesus! This is surely one of the signs of the apocalypse! What next, potential porn stars coming to my home and blowing me so I'll buy their DVDs? Well, now that I think about it, that's not such a bad idea. Does anyone know who I call to pitch a new Reality Show?
So, you can imagine my astonishment when discovering this bizarre television debacle has encroached into the sacred world of porn. Jenna Jameson will be hosting a Reality Series on the Playboy Channel titled Jenna's American Sex Star. For more information look at http://www.playboy.com/playboytv/original_series/americansexstar/
Ms Jameson will serve as host, prompting in-studio judges Ron Jeremy, the world's most famous porn star, adult film queen Christy Canyon, and prolific adult director Jim Powers to winnow out the lesser girls so the home audience can vote on their favorites. The ultimate winner will receive a contract with one of the major porn studios.
All I can say is; Sweet Jesus! This is surely one of the signs of the apocalypse! What next, potential porn stars coming to my home and blowing me so I'll buy their DVDs? Well, now that I think about it, that's not such a bad idea. Does anyone know who I call to pitch a new Reality Show?
