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Last night, to celebrate Halloween, I watched a flick I hardly ever pull out of my vast collection. It's a Dirk Yates directed All Worlds gay video called Men For All Seasons, and no, it isn't about Sir Thomas Beckett. It's a seasonally themed J/O film with five scenes. The first is a marine stroking beside a Christmas tree, then a hot blonde boy wacking on top of a collection of Valentines. We see a hot brunette doing some gardening and then pulling one off, next move to a hairy surfer catching a few waves and ultimately getting off in an out-door shower.

The final scene features my personal favorite porn stud Axel Garret in the strangest of all the scenes. This is the segment I watched last night to celebrate the holiday. In a secluded area, Axel drives up in his truck, the bed of which is loaded with pumpkins. He begins to unload the pumpkins and as he does, takes his shirt off. He soon becomes bored and jumps up on the tailgate and leans back against the pumpkins.

Well, one thing leads to another and soon he's opening his tight jeans and starting to jack-off. He pulls his pants down around his knees and climbs up further up on the pumpkins.

He works his large blonde dick, really polishing his prick, at one point licking his fingers and smearing the saliva all over his mushroom cock head. Soon the pants come off and he really strokes hard. But then, suddenly, he gets an idea and pulls his jack-knife (appropriately) out of his shirt pocket.

Axel cuts a round hole in one of the pumpkins and then -- I swear to God -- he fucks the gourd. We see him humping away, his cock plunging in and out of the pumpkin, his blonde pubes getting sticky. And we see his cock stabbing in and out of the orange jack-o-lantern from the inside. Finally, Axel throws down the pumpkin and cums all over himself.

It's a nice scene, but I think it must be one of Axel's first movies. The blonde hunk looks very young, he hasn't figured out yet that he has to look "into it" when the camera is on his face, and when he cums, the director holds the frame in a close-up of that huge cock. Well, Axel is a prodigious shooter, and so we miss where most of the jizz flies and falls.

But even so, it's a pretty good film. I try and watch it every Halloween. And because Axel is my favorite, while watching it he becomes both a Trick and a Treat.